Q: What's the medical term for owning too many dogs? Pharmacies that buy in bulk get a “valium” discount.
The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. Also a good one about an anatomy prof and fingering a corpse- try google.
View More Replies... View more comments #36 . I think I saw this on a Reddit thread or something. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Super funny puns! As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. Q: What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
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